Don't you know, everything's all right, everything's fine...

I have a menu!

Yes, I know, Thanksgiving will not be the same this year as it was last year. I will not drink a bottle of vodka and a bottle of wine with Krystina before no-call no-showing at work and then having a mental breakdown as Josh teases, "You're gonna get fired. You're gonna get fired."

I thiiiiink I am okay with that. As much as I do miss that pesky KMK and her little family, I am on this new kick where I try to be all healthy and not a total wreck at life, so I mean, this could be a good change. Anyway, Emily will definitely be here and that will be great. Aside from her I have a potential guest list of fifteen people. As much as I would love to host all of these friends, I know how Shucks people are... I am guessing I get between 5-10. (Whatever the case, it's all good to me!)

Anyway, on to the menu:

-Brined Turkey
-Roast Beef
-Mashed Red Potatoes
-Cornbread Stuffing
-Broccoli and Cheetos (We will see about this one... New York Magazine may have failed us all, here.)
-Roasted Winter Vegetables
-Sweet Potato Bake
-Dinner Rolls
-Apple Pie
-Pumpkin Pie
-Vanilla Ice Cream

Hope this is enough! Eeee..

Author's Note: This was the world's most ill-fated blog post. Half way through it, I got violently ill and then my computer shut itself down for no reason.