500 Days of Moira

No way! No way, no way!!

Apparently, lots of people are not excited for the Sex and the City movie, but I am. I mean, Charlotte has a cute Asian daughter and gets pregnant?! It doesn't freaking get better than that.

I do have a few problems, though, and in anticipation of the May release of the film, here they are...

1) Samantha, you're too old to be a floozy. Seriously. I know you only believe in Botox, but Smith is way too hot for you and everybody else in the world knows it. Cling on to him as hard as you can!

2) Miranda wears bathing suits without "grooming"? Sick.

3) STEVE?! Steve, NO! Steve cheating makes me want to cry and declare that there is no such thing as love. Yes, he is fictional. Yes, he is by far married to the most obnoxious SatC character, but STEVE?! You may not cheat. No. No es ok.

4) What happens to Big? I think Carrie and Big have broken up enough times. If he runs away from her because she made a big fuss about her marriage, I will not accept it. If he dies or something equally terrible, I also will not accept it. Don't fuck with me, Darren Star!

That said...
Can't wait!

editor's note-Video has been taken down... I will burn whoever did this as soon as I find them.